How did you get him again? I’m sure someone else has to have a kid too.

[Hearing him refer to Watty as his child is both endearing and embarrassing. As is hearing Watty call her by her middle name; Actually, that leans towards “adorable.”]

Hello, Watty~! Maudie is tiny, isn’t she? She needs to visit you soon! [Actually,] I wonder if Watty would like Anne.

[Anne doesn’t talk.]